Neptun: OwO holy shining pearls OwO *bows* why hello miss Sparkling Shield
prince bolero: "woah, she hot..."
dusk shine: "c'mon man, that's my sister!!!"
prince bolero: "oops, its just I love her...and I want to-"
dusk shine: " go ahead, flirt with her, see what happens..."
*prince bolero walks to sparkling shield*
Prince bolero: *to sparkling shield* hey baby, is your dad a baker? 'cause you've got some hot buns..
Dusk shine: " how did it go?"
Prince bolero: "does this black eye explain it?"
prince bolero: "that crazy woman you call a sister is a heartbreaker!!!"
dusk shine: "you had it coming..."
prince bolero: *inside his heart*
*TWO DAYS LATER*
sparkling shield: "sorry about the, sucker punch..."
prince bolero: "no, I deserved it..."
sparkling shield: *smiles and blushes, then softly kisses bolero on the cheek*
prince bolero: *FAINT*
dusk shine: "hey, hello?"
Dusk shine: "yup, he is love struck...."
*AFTER BOLERO AND SPARKLING START DATING*
*running as fast as i can*
"please don't hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As in, yes?
Or, that you were looking somewhere else?
lame, LAME! what I just said was lame... *sigh* im a softie, wait, is sparkling shield around? I don't want her to hear that a am a weak softie...
dusk shine: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!! im telling!!!!!
Me: "Hon, you should NOT matter whether she hears this or not. Consider life as a television show, one of those romantic movies. Guy tells someone else how he feels about a girl, and the girl is spying on them, listening to how he feels about her, and next thing we know, BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! The two start dating, romantic stuff, kissing, ecetera. Sweetie, your reputation makes you LOOK like some hot jock from Glee, but showing Gleaming Shield your soft side would %100 win her heart. So... GO FOR IT!!!" *starts to walk away* "Oh, yeah, and by the way-" *grabs bag of bread buns from Bolero* "MY BISCUITS!!!!" *gives evil eye* "My precious..." *stuffs a biscuit in mouth and walks away*
me: HAHA!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!! *to bolero* to be honest I used to be in love with you, do you think I am weird?
Prince Crescendo: What?!?
Sparkling Shield: Kidding! Kidding.